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10/06/2002 Entry: "my girlfriend = smarter than aoler"
So, a number of months ago my girlfriend had something along the lines of "i eat babies" in her profile for AIM. Not suprisingly, some really fucking stupid aoler (gurliegurl8925) msg'd her. Hilarious hijinks ensued. I was shown this tonight on her computer (she saved the convo) and I felt the intense need, possibly due to my sickly state, to share it with all of you: gurliegurl8925 (4:51 PM): ewww u eat babies! hamstercadaver (4:51 PM): Yes, well. gurliegurl8925 (4:51 PM): how old r u? hamstercadaver (4:51 PM): We've all got our little quirks, haven't we? gurliegurl8925 (4:52 PM): yah ru a hannibal gurliegurl8925 (4:52 PM): what is a fetus? gurliegurl8925 (4:53 PM): hello? gurliegurl8925 (4:53 PM): asl? hamstercadaver (4:54 PM): A fetus is a tasty dinner. gurliegurl8925 (4:54 PM): ewwwwwww gurliegurl8925 (4:54 PM): asl? hamstercadaver (4:55 PM): Is it important? gurliegurl8925 (4:55 PM): very! hamstercadaver (4:55 PM): Oh. hamstercadaver (4:56 PM): I'm eighteen. hamstercadaver (4:56 PM): And a girl. gurliegurl8925 (4:56 PM): u ain't no gurl! hamstercadaver (4:56 PM): What gives you that idea? gurliegurl8925 (4:57 PM): cuz when u say u eat babies it makes u sound sumthin like a boy would do hamstercadaver (4:58 PM): Perhaps I've got identity problems. gurliegurl8925 (4:58 PM): yah do! gurliegurl8925 (4:59 PM): ur freekey gurliegurl8925 (4:59 PM): u lil hanable! gurliegurl8925 (4:59 PM): *hannibal gurliegurl8925 (5:01 PM): hello hamstercadaver (5:01 PM): Yes? gurliegurl8925 (5:01 PM): u r such a bitch ! gurliegurl8925 (5:02 PM): =-oyou eat babies=-o hamstercadaver (5:02 PM): I'm decreasing the population problem in an efficient yet delicious way. gurliegurl8925 (5:02 PM): ewww gurliegurl8925 (5:03 PM): u fucker gurliegurl8925 (5:03 PM): fuck u bitch hamstercadaver (5:04 PM): You're the one who wanted to talk to me. gurliegurl8925 (5:04 PM): i wannted to see if ur really a babie eater gurliegurl8925 (5:04 PM): u nasty fool gurliegurl8925 (5:05 PM): and who gives u these babies! hamstercadaver (5:05 PM): Oh, people. hamstercadaver (5:05 PM): Sometimes I use my own. gurliegurl8925 (5:05 PM): ewwwwww gurliegurl8925 (5:05 PM): thats like oboration gurliegurl8925 (5:06 PM): how many times did u eat ur babies! hamstercadaver (5:06 PM): Oh, too many to count. gurliegurl8925 (5:07 PM): yah okay probly zero! hamstercadaver (5:07 PM): Is it so shameful? gurliegurl8925 (5:07 PM): yes verr u not suposed to do that hamstercadaver (5:07 PM): According to whom? gurliegurl8925 (5:08 PM): the world!!!! duh hamstercadaver (5:08 PM): The world is always right? gurliegurl8925 (5:08 PM): yah gurliegurl8925 (5:08 PM): always! hamstercadaver (5:08 PM): What happens when it changes its mind? gurliegurl8925 (5:09 PM): well then it is right hamstercadaver (5:09 PM): And it wasn't before? gurliegurl8925 (5:09 PM): yes it waz gurliegurl8925 (5:09 PM): omg u need to go back 2 skool hamstercadaver (5:10 PM): I'm interested. hamstercadaver (5:10 PM): How can two opposing viewpoints both be right? gurliegurl8925 (5:10 PM): oh well then GET UR LIL LAZZY BABIE EATIN ASS UP AND GO BACK TO SKOOL hamstercadaver (5:11 PM): For example. The "world" used to think that burning innocent girls as witches was "right." Now it says that burning girls, innocent or not, is wrong. hamstercadaver (5:11 PM): How do you reconcile the two beliefs? gurliegurl8925 (5:12 PM): THEY SHOULD BURN WITCHES CUZ THEY R BITCHEZ! hamstercadaver (5:12 PM): Do you believe in witches? gurliegurl8925 (5:12 PM): HELL NO@ hamstercadaver (5:12 PM): So...why do you think they should be burnt? gurliegurl8925 (5:13 PM): CUZ THEY ARE A DISRUPTION TO THIS WORLD AND INTURPET THE LAWS OF NATURE! hamstercadaver (5:13 PM): But you just said they didn't exist. gurliegurl8925 (5:14 PM): I KNOW BUT IF THEY DO (HYPETHCEALLY) THAN THAT IS Y THEY SHOULD BE BURNT hamstercadaver (5:15 PM): Was it right to burn the girls in the sixteen hundreds? gurliegurl8925 (5:16 PM): YAH gurliegurl8925 (5:16 PM): GTG hamstercadaver (5:16 PM): Good escape.
On a slightly related note, I just did this update from a Mac. Icky.
Give a shout out to your peeps, or something... (wutang?)
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