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Wednesday, August 28, 2002

This site, plasticpenis, has been up and down a lot lately due to ... server weirdness. Everything else we host on TITO is fine, just this subdomain likes to die. What's up with that? Crazy bitches!

So, I haven't written so much lately, I've been preoccupied with the first week of school and interesting social developments. I... am happy and optomistic, actually. But, it's a delicate situation and I don't want to overstep any boundries or ... I don't know. I'm bad at this kind of thing.

So, anyway... I'm fucking tired, and smelly, and my ankles bones are bleeding from unicycling in sandles for 3 days... so, I should shower.

Here are the long awaited hair pictures:

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

I like my eyes in #5. I look really stupid.

I've had to take a lot of deep breaths lately.

And I still like being cryptic. YAY! WORD.

Posted by Seager @ 09:56 PM CST Link |

Monday, August 26, 2002

Today, with the help of The Katy as look-out and stick supplier/thrower (kind of), I carried out the first arch prank of the year. In the past shopping carts and other such things have been placed up there. Tonight, it was a Mcdonalds drive through sign "aquired" earlier in the summer with the help of Westy and John in CF. Tomorrow, on the first day of classes, all of old RCA will see our handy work.

Look, PICTURES!!

a wide angle view
a well labeled explanitory picture
close-up action, OH BABY!

And now, I should sleep. YAY! I AM A TUGBOAT!

Posted by Seager @ 01:48 AM CST Link |

Saturday, August 24, 2002

It's been awhile since my last entry, mainly because I haven't had anything productive to relate, and because any bitching I have has become too ... delicate/complicated ... to post here anymore. This week prior to yesterday was real up and down, however. It reached near last spring fucked up levels, but I think only Kanga and the person it involves had any idea. However, a very long talk with her yesterday fixed a lot of things for me. Didn't neccisarily make them peachy-kean, but at least I can function again and actually have fun, as opposed to simply pretending everything is fine and attempting fun. I'm at a place where I can begin to get over her again, which is good. Lets hope I can do it this time, I'm very sick of feeling like this.

A couple days ago a bunch of us played in my room in the dark with black lights for a looong time. Various neat things happened, one of which was Our Homeless Roomate and The Shy Atheist let me spraypaint their feet with blacklight paint, and then take long exposure pictures. This is what resulted:

The Shy Atheist
Our Homeless Roomate
The Shy Atheist + Our Homeless Roomate

Uhmm.. oh yea, Iowa and Zach re-dyed my hair tonight. I'll do picture next entry. It's freako-cool.

Posted by Seager @ 02:17 AM CST Link |

Monday, August 19, 2002

Well, I intended to go to bed, but instead unwittingly started the first Barker water fight of the year. I think I won... mebbe... or not... I was kind of out numbered. I just figured I needed to mark this down. First fight of the year this early = a good sign.

Posted by Seager @ 11:58 PM CST Link |

The couchmobile was finished today. A fair amount of work, but it turned out rather well. I am proud of our engineering abilities. Pictures tomorrow, or next entry, or something like that.

All I really want to do is sleep. Good thing it's my bedtime.

Posted by Seager @ 11:18 PM CST Link |

Sunday, August 18, 2002

Helped people move in today. Built lofts. All that fun shit. Finally saw the Powerpuff Girls Movie at the dollar theater.

I went to the truck stop tonight with 8 other people to yummy down some on the wondeful double half pounder. It was a good time. Nothing really abnormal about that. It got a little weird for a second though when I realized I was not only the only single person there, but that I was actually out with 4 couples. Yeah... so that wasn't so cool. But once I shook that off I had a great time. I'm really glad that that place had toothpicks. Thank fucking god for toothpicks.

Unfortunately, too many people read this these days for me to do my usual bitching. Meh. I knew that would happen one day. Don't worry. If you don't know exactly what I'm talking about, it doesn't concern you.

Heh... part of me wonders why I mentioned anything, especially if all I'm going to do is be all cryptic about it. This places has slowly became the type of thing that I used to laugh at. Oops.

Posted by Seager @ 11:40 PM CST Link |

Friday, August 16, 2002

Ok... so... I guess I showered last sun... and another time that week... so It's been... 5? times since RAGBRAI...? Yea... so that's not so bad... I guess.

Posted by Seager @ 10:04 PM CST Link |

I can't remember the last time I showered. I keep forgetting. I was thinking about it today, and I realized that I may have only showered twice since RAGBRAI. That was three weeks ago. Actually, I've probably done it three times.. Yea... I'm pretty sure it's been three times. It's been about a week or more since my last one though... so.. I'm gross. I know I haven't since friday... because I haven't since I started moving, and that was friday. And I'm pretty sure on Friday I was thinking something like "I'm dirty, I should shower." Maybe.... maybe it was last Thursday? Wednesday? Anyway, I smell bad. I'm going to shower soon.

The room is almost done... I've done all the wiring finally... THAT TOOK TWO DAYS! But it's fucking pimped even better than last year. All we have left is to put up the posters / signs and hang stuff from the ceiling. I'll post pictures when it's all done.

I'm crazy tired. No sleep plus moving... By tomorrow I hope to have the entire room done though... just in time to help everyone else move in. :) BUT, mine will be done. Yay and The End.

Posted by Seager @ 05:05 PM CST Link |

Sunday, August 11, 2002

PLEASE DO NOT CONSUME BEER INSIDE THE STORE!

I stole a sign that said that out of a podunk gas station recently. Cept it wasn't all in caps or with an exlamation mark. It was much more polite. Those that report the news get to manipulate the news, however. In other words, ... oh shut up. I lost my train of thought.

I'm halfway through moving... more or less. I hate moving. I need to be done by Tuesday at 5pm. I fucking hate moving. Today I wasn't very productive. That's not so good.

I don't really want to think about saying stuff. I have stories I could tell, but that involves remembering and planning. Typing a stream of thought it MUCH easier. At this point I'm just typing to hear the guys make noise and because I enjoy moving my fingers in word making patterns. I want to type but I don't want to take the effort to think, say anything intellegent, or carry on a conversation. I am lethargic. I'm too lazy to even go to bed. I would feel bad about that, but I worked my ass off this weekend, so my "you shouldn't be lazy" gland can fucking suck it. Suck it down like a fucking suck bitch. Yah. That's what I said.

I wish I could shoot fire out of my hands. Everything I have ever seen would be prettier on fire. With the exception of people, I suppose. People don't look so good on fire. Unless they are buddist monks. Some how they can pull it off with style.

Posted by Seager @ 10:36 PM CST Link |

Thursday, August 8, 2002

Today work beat the crap out of me. Yesterday it was easy. I can't complain. Saturday I start moving, Tuesday night I will have to be done. That's way better than doing it all in one day like I used to have too. This way my homeless roomate will also have a place to stay longer than I thought too. She moves into her own apartment Wensday, I think, so it works out great.

Once again, the loud music is making my ears kind of hurt. I am currently immersed in Antiloop. It's beautiful. If I close my eyes I can slip into a sleep deprived techno trance induced daze, and beautiful things dance before my eyes. My visual imagination can produce more beautiful things than I have ever been close to seeing in real life. (Including Milkdrop) It's too bad I don't have the skill to reproduce any of it on any sort of artistic media. Oh well... at least I can appreciate it.

We finally had a chance to hang out with my homeless roomate last night 'cause she had a day off of work. She's pretty cool. Hopefully she won't disapear when she moves out.

I jumped out of a tree yesterday barefoot and landed on a stump bruising the shit out of my left foot's arch. That sucks. If any of you were planning on doing that, don't. It's bad for you.

citpyrc gnieb ekil leef i semitemos ou falando em uma outra língua.

Maybe George Bush and I read the same books...

HAHAHA! THAT WAS SO FUNNY! Everyone knows Dubya can't read...


Posted by Seager @ 04:28 PM CST Link |

Tuesday, August 6, 2002

I am listening to very loud System of a Down.

The couch has survived the massive 3 day downpour so far with NO water dammage. I AM A TARPING GOD!

I hope that hearing aides are pretty bad-ass by the time I lose enough of my hearing to need one. At my current loud music induced hearing loss rate, that may be in a couple years.

I rarely see the homeless chick who is living with us 'cause we are on completely opposite work schedules. It's kind of strange to have someone living with you that you barely know. I'm glad my hunch about her was good though and she didn't turn out to be a raving klepto. That would have really sucked. Yay for helping random strangers.

Katy, the number you seek is 515-233-4160 . Good luck though, they said they aren't really hiring, but it's worth a shot.

Signs is a fucking awesome movie. Insomonia was a great movie by dollar theater standards, but it made me have to pee really bad.

My ears hurt... bad... time to turn down the music.

Entries like this are fun, fast to read, and LOOK HUGE! Kind of like an inflatable penis.

Mark and I offroaded yesterday for the first time in 2 months 'cause of RAGBRAI. The trails had become overgrown and we got so covered in itchy shit that we had to jump in the river for relief. That sucked.

I'm going to go ride around in the dark now, and maybe visit my homeless roomate at Dairy Queen and see if she can get me free shit.

Posted by Seager @ 09:03 PM CST Link |

Sunday, August 4, 2002

So, I just woke up. I usually don't to entries when I just wake up, but I don't want to move yet, so I'll do one. Weee...

This weekend has christened the birth of the COUCHMOBILE! aka, I found a big couch on the side of the road, stuck it in the back of my truck, put 4 people on it and 2 next to it, 2 up in the cab, and drove around with speakers in the bed playing disney music and cartoon themes songs really loud and yelling at drunk people in campus town. This was Friday night. Two of those people were Rummy and Hannah, who we picked up in campus town when we only had 3 people on the couch. I hadn't seen Rummy in awhile. Awhile later that night, after dropping some people off and eating some donuts, Rummy, Hannah, Ryan, and I were hanging out in the couch parked by campus town. Rummy let it be known that she knew a way into Morriss Hall, the big-ass abanded building on campus. But she didn't want to go back in 'cause it was too scary. Hannah and I DID want to go in. But that night was bad for it, so we all called it a night and went home around 2am. End Friday night.

Saturday I waterproofed the couch with 700 staples, 2.5 tarps, and duct tape. Now it can sit in up to 6 inches of water, and has a removable cover so it can withstand monsoons. It rained last night (after I went to bed), so we'll soon get to see if it worked. Last night I told Zach and ThePosp about Morriss Hall and we decided to waste some time until it was late enough to sneak in. We called Hannah, who was not around, and then decided to go explore an old barn/church thing near were Zach and Al lived as a warmup. It was pretty boring, so I climbed the rafters, and then a bird hit me in the back and scared the shit out of me, so I came back down. Al came up with the idea that the best thing to do at this point was break out the couchmobile and go hacky in campus town to waste time until we could do some real exploring. In campus town we saw Rummy sitting around (again) so we parked the couch, put out the speakers, and had a good sized hacky circle for a couple hours. It was occasionally interupted by us giving drunk people rides home on the couch, and us being witnesses to some drunk guy who backed into another car and drove off. We got the liscense plate and the owners of the victim car were greatful. All in all, it was an eventful night. Around 2:30-3 Hanna hadn't called yet, and ThePosp needed to go, so we left Rummy, dropped of ThePosp and Al, and then Zach and I went to do Morril Hall alone. On the way there Hannah finally called, so we met up with her and went exploring.

It kicked ass. Fucking huge, old, gigantic rooms, bats, wierd doors, fucked up stairways, ivy growing INSIDE the building. Next time I'll bring a camera.

Afterwords I offered our extra room in Hawthorn to Hannah for a couple nights 'cause she happens to be temporarily homeless. The hopefully won't bite me in the ass (I just met her friday night). I get good vibes from her though, so I'm not too worried.

I'll get pictures of the couch for you guys later. Also, come school starting we'll be strapping it to our 9 foot bike trailers and going around campus meeting people and giving rides. It'll also be great seating for IM games. The possibilities are endless. It's kicks ass having a mobile waterproof party couch. Weeoo!

I want breakfast now.

Posted by Seager @ 02:58 PM CST Link |

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