Monday, September 30, 2002

We (Barker) just stomped some random people's ass in vollyball. Shutout the second game. Yes, we are manly men, men in tights.

Today was better and back to normal. I'm glad for that. I was a teeny bit worried.

I'm procrastinating homework.

(time update, 1/2 hour later)

People came into my room and I had fun. Now I'm going to name my unicycle Gir. Yay. It'll be a Giracycle.

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I'm getting really fucking sick of this site only working every once in awhile. Please, leave a comment if you too have the experience of this site being down randomally while the rest of Chegg works. I want to know if it's just my stupid computer or the server.

I should be reading philosophy right now, but I'm not. I don't think I really want to read why John Hick thinks that God exists. I don't give a fucking shit. His logic is going to suck, I know that, you know that, why bother?

I thought in the shower tonight. Now I'm listening to Tool. The running joke around here seems to be that I am a lousy boyfriend. That doesn't really bother me, because I'm long overdue for being the butt of relationship jokes. I am definately owed them, since I've made fun of other people quite often. And, of course, no one really means any harm. It just kind of sucks when you start to think that they might be right.

It's a great night outside right now. Warm, windy, it feels like summer. I want a huge lightening storm, I want a gigantic fire, I want a flood of rain to come pouring down so I can go stand in it, arms outstretched, and scream at it. The way I feel right now I would probably win.

I hate studying all day. It leaves me with energy at night. And when one feels angst because he managed to fuck everything up, it's not good to have energy as well.

Maybe I just shouldn't shower anymore... or think anymore... Or, I could channel my energy into disproving stupid God theories once again. Ah, yes, productivity.

As usual, typing is theraputic. Now if only I didn't have to copy and paste this out of notepad later just so I could post it. Fuck you, Tito.

//edit: On a slightly related note, She is happy right now. All smilely and laughy. That makes me happy. It might not (probably isn't) due to my doing, but it's still something. Yay.

Oh, and the God paper was stupid. He was a moron. In case you wanted to know.

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Thursday, September 26, 2002

So... I took down some of the posters on my door, because I realized that being angry really isn't that productive, and pissing people off with posters about me being pissed off about posters is stupid. Although I left the sign telling people FUCK YOU if you voted against incense, because I still mean that. Fuckers just couldn't compromise, could they?

For those of you wondering more about Dave, it's pretty much a 2-3 week long onslaught run by the Campus Crusade for Christ and The Salt Company (two of the cults on our campus) that works up to a massive christian fire and brimstone "you are going to hell if you don't agree with us" cresendo. Great...
Some links about it include:
IAgreeWithDave.com
A CCC intro
Their Instruction Manual (courtesy of Heather)
The StrangeTalk Discussion On the Matter (our ISU bulletin board)

Today the Dave people put a bazillion balloons up all over campus with "Do You Agree With Dave?" on them. They were all popped by 8am. Despite people's best efforts (like Katy) the campus is now littered with little plastic shards and paper. Way to go Jesus people, way to fuck up our campus.

And finally, Good Morning, Sean. I've never met anyone who was built sideways before. I'd say it was just the camera, but the date on the camera is right side up, implying that the camera was also right side up. You frighten me, Sean, you frighten me right down to my soupy loins.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2002

Today I got fairly pissed at the pushy campus christians around here. It seems they're going to start a "Do you agree with Dave" campaign here, which, from what I've been told, is a 3 week onslaught of fuckers getting in your face and yelling at you that you are going to hell.

Fuck that.

I also got very pissed at the people that voted to ban incense on my floor, due to the fact that it wouldn't have bothered them, but they banned it anyway. I REALLY like incense. Fuck them.

So, I put up various door decorations that will probably alienate a few people... I may tone it down tomorrow, I suppose.

Recently I've been looking at some old video of bonfire and fun shit at "the hotel" from last christmas break and thanksgiving. It made me nostalgic, very much so. Meh... I also miss Ozzie a lot now. *le sigh*

So... I think I'm going to go try and figure out where my girlfriend is. Meh... I hope I didn't make too many enemies today. I don't like making enemies.

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Thursday, September 19, 2002

So, I haven't updated in awhile. Partially 'cause I'm pretty busy and partially 'cause I don't really have anything negative to bitch about. Life's going pretty good right now. Uhm... sooooo this place will hopefully take a more entertainment based stance soon... I'm getting ideas again. So... we'll see... The current project right now is to work on site design for the website for our cross country juggling endevour next summer. I'd explain more about that, but I feel like leaving you people on the edge of your seats. Oh baby!

I went home with Kendra last weekend and met her parents and a few of her friends. It was pretty neat, eventually her Mom liked me, but the hair and earing put her off at first I think. Her friends were fun... uhm... cows are neat... I was like, in farm land and shit. It would have been neat to grow up on a farm, I could have had a bonfire every night. Other than that it would probably have sucked though. Hmm... unless I had dynamite... then it would have been cool.

I'm going home next weekend. Wutang. I get a new unicycle soon that will be swank. Uhm... and I'm currently covering my door in comics from ThisIsACryForHelp.com.

I'll update more often now, I promise.

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Wednesday, September 11, 2002

There is something deathly wrong with my wrist. It itches like a crazy bitch, but, it's not just a normal itch... it's an itch from INSIDE THE WRIST! There are no marks or anything, and I can't scratch it. It sucks, it sucks hardcore!

Speaking of sucking hardcore, I got some weird flu / food poisoning thing last night right as I went to bed. I thought I was going to die. I laid in my loft shivering and shaking so hard the bed was squeaking like a sodomized katy rat. I think the only reason I wasn't up all night puking was because I took a poweful-ass anti-nausea pill from when I almost died last. I finally fell asleep when mark was kind enough to toss me up a better blanket so I'd stop shivering. I wasn't strong enough or that sure about my stomache to get it myself. It sucked. This morning sucked too, but not as much. I'm pretty over it now, although I am still fairly weak. What an adventure!

Yup... uhm... I'M SICK OF ALL THIS 9-11 BULLSHIT! I was probably sick this morning because I'm allergic to fucking patriotism. Tonight at dinner there were fucking flags and patriotic table cloths and crappy USA music playing, it sucked. I ripped a hole in the table cloth, shoved a steak under it, and then stabbed a flag to it with a knife. That made me feel good.

Then, on fox news ("news") they were bitching at American Muslims because they didn't have a huge rally showing their support for the "War on Terrosism" (read: "massacre of innocents") and that must mean that they are somehow unpatriotic and evil. It was an incredibly biased, anti-muslim, fallacy filled segment. Stupid people are going to see crap like that, believe it, and make this nation go further down the tubes. Fuck this nationalistic bullshit. All it does is reconvince people that there is nothing wrong with this crappy nation, and we will further turn a blind eye to our murderous, inhumane foreign policy.

We, as a nation, deserved 9-11.

To counteract the bullshit propaganda machine that turns this nation into one of idiotic blind drones who spend each day turning off their eyes and ears to the crimes of our nation, I give you some exerts from a bonfire slideshow from last winter inwhich we burn and piss on the flag that those idiots love so fucking much.

(that, and it's a good excuse to show you guys some neat fire)

Despite what the news says, not everyone loves this country so much. You are not alone.

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Monday, September 9, 2002

Oh boy howdy! It's picture time, yet again! Lately, a lot of people have been playing with hair dye. Mine, Katy went Green, Iowa has red, blue, and red/purple/blue streaks, and Kendra (previously known as TheShyAtheist and currently known as my girlfriend) has red to purple gradient streaks. Iowa and Kendra I did, and DJ did the Katy.

It's craaZY here:

Katy's Hair
Iowa's Hair | 2
Kendra's Hair | 2

As long as I'm posting pictures...

Mark is Skinny | Mark has Cornrows
This is Lesbian Sex | My Poop is Long
Ryan looks Dumb | Katy has Mark's Balls on Her Head

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Wednesday, September 4, 2002

Today I changed the date thing on the left 'cause September IS TO FUCKING BIG and fucked everything up. It pissed me off. Let me explain why:

Greymatter, the software that runs this place, dynamically makes each page. So, to have an auto-updating archive thingy, I simply put ((monthday)) in for the month and ((yearyear)) in for the year in the appropriate place in the code. Now, ((monthday)) displays the entire month name. I didn't want that, so I experimented. I discovered ((monthmonth)) does the month number w/ a 0. ((month)) does just the number. (9 vs 09). I just wanted an abbreviation however. So, I checked greymatter's site. It said to use ((monthdayshort)) So, I tried that. Did it work? NOOOO! Greymatter is sucking my balls. So, I changed it to what you see now. I'm sure you all care, take that.

Today, the Iowa State Daily, the crappy newspaper here, informed us all that Alchy makes stupid people have sex with ugly people and sheep. ...more or less. I swear, could they find anything stupider to report about?

I'm dying for something to write about... uhm... Oh yea, Zach sent me this link awhile ago. Anyone have 4,000 dollars they want to give me? Notice how I said give, 'cause I don't care about it enough to actually pay for it myself. But, hey... that would be kind of nice sometimes. Especially around finals time when stress hits in and my words decide to start eating themselves in battle royals in my mouth like rabbid lesbian muskrats with lazers, causing them to spew out limping, bleeding, and completely incoherent. I'm sure some of you can relate. Or... no... none of you probably can, so you'll have to just try and imagine it. BONG!

There are plans in the making for a bunch of us to bike across the country next summer, paying our way by putting on juggling shows. I'll tell ya more later when we get more details. I just felt like starting the hype now.

And, finally, since I know you're all wondering, I'll post pictures of her as soon as I take some. You all know who I'm talking about.

Wooh!

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Monday, September 2, 2002

Last night I went home and on top of lots of buildings and "aquired" some neat stuff etc etc. It was great. I love roofing. I also played with Westy's two kids and my sister's kid and it was neat and fun. At least at first... then they got loud. Then I got tired of them.

Uhm... Kick-ass concert sat night, kinky, hackensaw boys, modest mouse, de la soul, flaming lips, and cake in Minneapolis. It ruled, I'd tell ya more, but I don't feel too much like typing.

So.. and... I have a girlfriend. A wonderful person who you've known before as "TheShyAtheist" in a picture in a recent entry. For some reason, she likes me. And, I really like her. A lot. I'd gush more but none of you really want to hear it, and I still don't feel too much like typing.

So, loyal readers, you'll get more information later. Mwahahaha...!

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