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Tuesday, October 29, 2002

So, I was hospitalized yesterday for six hours due to dehydration and having a constricted airway. Apparently I also stop breathing while I sleep. I do remember waking up choking on my own flem a lot, that sucks. My throat has become a lot worse from when those pictures below were taken. It swelled up quite a bit more and made it next to impossible to eat or drink, and breathing was no picnic either. I also lost the ability to speak for awhile. They put me on Prednazone, some antibiotic, and tylenol with codien, so now I feel a lot better. I've missed a lot of class, but people are taking care of me and stuff, so it's nice. It's good to have friends when sick, and a girlfriend who insists that you sleep with her in case you stop breathing during the night. I don't like to worry them though, so I'm glad I'm getting better.

School is suffering, however. Some classes more than others. I'm in contact with all my professors, though, so it's under control. It's going to be a hell of a lot of work to get back up on my feet. Stupid mono affecting me worse than it does normal people. Fuck that shit, fuck that shit in the eyeballs!

Posted by Seager @ 01:43 PM CST Link |

Saturday, October 26, 2002

I am sooo fucking sick. Sick sick sick. My throat... sweet jesus, it looks like I was gargling acid and is corroded. It's no longer semetrical. It also is covered in white crap, all over. It hurts like a crazy little bitch. My lymphs in my throat are also gigantic. It sucks. Here are some pictures:

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On a side note, Moses's idea, combined with Iowa's hair shaving skill and my bleaching/dying skill created PUNK MOSES! Or ... not so much punk, 'cause he isn't punk, but uh... KICK-ASS HAIR MOSES! Yea... Chicks, do him. (check out the bi-level affect of the stirrups vs the mohawk thingy)

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Posted by Seager @ 06:37 PM CST Link |

Monday, October 21, 2002

Congratulations! YOU'VE GOT MONO!



no.. wait... I'VE got mono.



Sorry about the mix up.

Posted by Seager @ 09:59 PM CST Link |

Sunday, October 20, 2002

I often wonder (or, maybe I just wondered now for the first time) what would happen if I were to switch Mark's classical music with the sound of a hen being fucked in the ass to a smackin' hardcore groove funk beat. Would his head explode? Would that be cool? Would I clean it up?

No one will ever know... well... except that it's pretty obvious I wouldn't clean it up. I'm a bastard like that. Nor do I want to find out the other things, because I like the music he is playing. The ponderings were, if you like, perhaps caused by a need, if you like, to be excessively wordy, if you will, and, for the sake of argument, add in a whole bunch of, if you catch my drift, extra little bits into this, shall we say, sentence.

I'm less sick now.

I feel like there is a cock poking me in the eye.

Posted by Seager @ 04:04 PM CST Link |

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

So, a number of months ago my girlfriend had something along the lines of "i eat babies" in her profile for AIM. Not suprisingly, some really fucking stupid aoler (gurliegurl8925) msg'd her. Hilarious hijinks ensued. I was shown this tonight on her computer (she saved the convo) and I felt the intense need, possibly due to my sickly state, to share it with all of you:


gurliegurl8925 (4:51 PM): ewww u eat babies!
hamstercadaver (4:51 PM): Yes, well.
gurliegurl8925 (4:51 PM): how old r u?
hamstercadaver (4:51 PM): We've all got our little quirks, haven't we?
gurliegurl8925 (4:52 PM): yah ru a hannibal
gurliegurl8925 (4:52 PM): what is a fetus?
gurliegurl8925 (4:53 PM): hello?
gurliegurl8925 (4:53 PM): asl?
hamstercadaver (4:54 PM): A fetus is a tasty dinner.
gurliegurl8925 (4:54 PM): ewwwwwww
gurliegurl8925 (4:54 PM): asl?
hamstercadaver (4:55 PM): Is it important?
gurliegurl8925 (4:55 PM): very!
hamstercadaver (4:55 PM): Oh.
hamstercadaver (4:56 PM): I'm eighteen.
hamstercadaver (4:56 PM): And a girl.
gurliegurl8925 (4:56 PM): u ain't no gurl!
hamstercadaver (4:56 PM): What gives you that idea?
gurliegurl8925 (4:57 PM): cuz when u say u eat babies it makes u sound sumthin like a boy would do
hamstercadaver (4:58 PM): Perhaps I've got identity problems.
gurliegurl8925 (4:58 PM): yah do!
gurliegurl8925 (4:59 PM): ur freekey
gurliegurl8925 (4:59 PM): u lil hanable!
gurliegurl8925 (4:59 PM): *hannibal
gurliegurl8925 (5:01 PM): hello
hamstercadaver (5:01 PM): Yes?
gurliegurl8925 (5:01 PM): u r such a bitch !
gurliegurl8925 (5:02 PM): =-oyou eat babies=-o
hamstercadaver (5:02 PM): I'm decreasing the population problem in an efficient yet delicious way.
gurliegurl8925 (5:02 PM): ewww
gurliegurl8925 (5:03 PM): u fucker
gurliegurl8925 (5:03 PM): fuck u bitch
hamstercadaver (5:04 PM): You're the one who wanted to talk to me.
gurliegurl8925 (5:04 PM): i wannted to see if ur really a babie eater
gurliegurl8925 (5:04 PM): u nasty fool
gurliegurl8925 (5:05 PM): and who gives u these babies!
hamstercadaver (5:05 PM): Oh, people.
hamstercadaver (5:05 PM): Sometimes I use my own.
gurliegurl8925 (5:05 PM): ewwwwww
gurliegurl8925 (5:05 PM): thats like oboration
gurliegurl8925 (5:06 PM): how many times did u eat ur babies!
hamstercadaver (5:06 PM): Oh, too many to count.
gurliegurl8925 (5:07 PM): yah okay probly zero!
hamstercadaver (5:07 PM): Is it so shameful?
gurliegurl8925 (5:07 PM): yes verr u not suposed to do that
hamstercadaver (5:07 PM): According to whom?
gurliegurl8925 (5:08 PM): the world!!!! duh
hamstercadaver (5:08 PM): The world is always right?
gurliegurl8925 (5:08 PM): yah
gurliegurl8925 (5:08 PM): always!
hamstercadaver (5:08 PM): What happens when it changes its mind?
gurliegurl8925 (5:09 PM): well then it is right
hamstercadaver (5:09 PM): And it wasn't before?
gurliegurl8925 (5:09 PM): yes it waz
gurliegurl8925 (5:09 PM): omg u need to go back 2 skool
hamstercadaver (5:10 PM): I'm interested.
hamstercadaver (5:10 PM): How can two opposing viewpoints both be right?
gurliegurl8925 (5:10 PM): oh well then GET UR LIL LAZZY BABIE EATIN ASS UP AND GO BACK TO SKOOL
hamstercadaver (5:11 PM): For example. The "world" used to think that burning innocent girls as witches was "right." Now it says that burning girls, innocent or not, is wrong.
hamstercadaver (5:11 PM): How do you reconcile the two beliefs?
gurliegurl8925 (5:12 PM): THEY SHOULD BURN WITCHES CUZ THEY R BITCHEZ!
hamstercadaver (5:12 PM): Do you believe in witches?
gurliegurl8925 (5:12 PM): HELL NO@
hamstercadaver (5:12 PM): So...why do you think they should be burnt?
gurliegurl8925 (5:13 PM): CUZ THEY ARE A DISRUPTION TO THIS WORLD AND INTURPET THE LAWS OF NATURE!
hamstercadaver (5:13 PM): But you just said they didn't exist.
gurliegurl8925 (5:14 PM): I KNOW BUT IF THEY DO (HYPETHCEALLY) THAN THAT IS Y THEY SHOULD BE BURNT
hamstercadaver (5:15 PM): Was it right to burn the girls in the sixteen hundreds?
gurliegurl8925 (5:16 PM): YAH
gurliegurl8925 (5:16 PM): GTG
hamstercadaver (5:16 PM): Good escape.

On a slightly related note, I just did this update from a Mac. Icky.

Posted by Seager @ 10:40 PM CST Link |

Holy Fuck, I feel like I've been hit by a truck. The Doctors (insert scary theme music here) think it might be mono. I have supposidely had it for awhile, and my super active soccer/volleyball/etc playing self just ignored it, which made it a whole ton worse than it would have been if I had played it easy. Of course, I didn't know this at the time. The result? My body is falling apart. Oh, it sucks, the horror, horror.

Well, ok, it's not THAT bad, but it still sucks.

Posted by Seager @ 03:30 PM CST Link |

Thursday, October 10, 2002

glasspinata: yeah. or something.
glasspinata: the iowa's asleep/
glasspinata: .
Dreqan: you should violate her
glasspinata: nah.
glasspinata: i have to pee too badly.
Dreqan: PEE ON HER VAGINA!!!!
Dreqan: in even
glasspinata: ew.
Dreqan: that'd be hoT with a capital T
glasspinata: can we say "yeast infection"?
Dreqan: pee is sterile, fool
glasspinata: but not for long.
Dreqan: maybe if you pooped in her vagina you'd have problems....
glasspinata: that and i'm sure it has some sort of ph level.
Dreqan: yeast doesn't like acidy conditions, pee is acidic
glasspinata: THE VAGINA HAS A VERY DELICATE ENVIRONMENT!
Dreqan: yup, and it's acidic too
glasspinata: damn you.
glasspinata: she'd give me herpes, then.
Dreqan: it's when the ph rises that you get yeast infections, I believe
Dreqan: ..... can't you squat? herpes can't jump more than 3 inches
glasspinata: shut up.
Dreqan: wuss
glasspinata: yep

Posted by Seager @ 08:56 PM CST Link |

HAhahhaHAhahahahaha...

*sigh*


My brain is confused


and it hurts.


On an unrelated note, I have things to say, but not right now. Stories of a kickass weekend, firebowling, and a rant on why Anarchy is stupid and how I think my friends ought to be smarter than that. But that is all for later.

citpyrc gnieb ekil leef i semitemos ou falando em uma outra língua.

Posted by Seager @ 12:20 AM CST Link |

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