10/06/2005 Entry: "Polls"

We do polls on the whiteboard at work sometimes. We ask the customers their opinion. Here are some of the polls in semi-reverse chronolical order:

Who would win a fight? Johnny Cash or 50 Cent? (Winner: Johnny Cash - easy win in a gunfight 'cause he's got better aim, and a tie in a fist fight unless Johnny was coked out at the time, and then he'd win.)

Pepsi, Coke, or RC Cola? (Winner: RC Cola followed by Coke then Pepsi.)

Incase of Zombie attack should you hide out at Walmart or a remote farmhouse? (Winner: Remote farm house)

Is Meatloaf (the singer) good? (Winner: Yes)

Was Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, a good movie? (Winner: Yes)

Did Hellboy, the movie, suck? (Winner: Yes)

I agreed with the outcome of every poll but the meatloaf one.

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Similarly, A month or so ago I text messaged everyone on my phone list a message that simply said "I'm pooping!" (cause I was.) I wrote down their replies:

Kale, 4 minutes later: "I'm suing the hell out of this place." (refering to him being hospitalized at the time)
Ben, 6 minutes later: "Chug! Chug! Chug! -- I'm pooping"
Alex, 3 hours later: "Not in your pants I hope"
Heim, 3 hours 3 minutes later: "Let me know when you have to piss"
Larissa, 8 hours 55 minutes later: "Who poops at ten pm! Certainly not me" (I sent the text at 11pm, however)
Ozzie, 14 hours 57 minutes later: "I'm re-hydrating"