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10/06/2006 Entry: "ICP" Alright... soo... There's this band called Insane Clown Posse and they mostly suck. However, most people, including me, went through a phase at some point in their life when they found them GOD DAMN HILARIOUS. We didn't take them seriously (shit, they don't take themselves seriously) but they were funny. The song "Mad Scientist" will always make me smile. You can learn more at the ICP wiki article. I got a chance to drink Faygo on the road show. I laughed by balls off cause it was real. (we found it out west) So... what happens when stupid people take joke bands seriously? They dress up like them on their myspace page and then go (unsuccesfully) try to kill people with a hatchet and a knife at a gay bar. ICP didn't make him do it, of course, being a god damned idiot with a fucked up brain made him do it. ICP just made it funny. I mean, read the comments near the bottom of the page. "Juggalos for life", "see you in shrangri-la", "Ima down ima down ima down 'til I'm dead in the ground" etc etc - those are all ICP references. Ever wonder why he used a hatchet? It's because ICP is all about hatchets - their band logo is a clown running around with one. Hell, even his myspace name "jake jeckel" is directly from ICP. Now, again, ICP didn't make him do it. This is a symptom. Anyone who's drawn to take ICP that seriously and doesn't get the joke are fucked in the head to begin with. So are his fucked up little friends. He was also into nazism and talked about killing black people and gays with his black friends who joked about it too. (or so his myspace buddies claim) Anyway, I have a theory as to why he killed the cop and his girlfriend. It's because he tried AND FAILED to kill unarmed people with a hatchet AND a gun. He shot someone in the face AND THEY DIDN'T DIE! You have to REALLY REALLY REALLY suck at life to attack a crowd of people with a hatched AND A GUN and not even kill one person. He was just trying to prove himself. "Look, no guys, I really can shoot someone. Look, I just shot my girlfriend in the head... I... oh... SHIT!" (I assume he talked like Stewart from Beavis and Butthead) Ever wonder what Hitler's myspace would have looked like?
Replies: 4 People give a shit! PS--if you go to the Wiki on the guy you can see caches of his myspace. I didn't look. Posted by Sis @ 02/08/2006 08:49 PM PST I read that Hitler's writings really were looney-tunes. My source was a historical novel. Not having read Hitler myself, I can't say, but--can't say I'm really objecting to the theory, either. Posted by Sis @ 02/08/2006 08:40 PM PST Yeah. Perhaps someone has a copy of his no-doubt brilliant writings somewhere for future tardnutwhackjobs to read and worship. Posted by Qehn @ 02/06/2006 08:11 PM PST The myspace link is dead. Posted by eric @ 02/06/2006 06:53 PM PST
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