10/19/2008 Entry: "fuck"

This is going to be longer than it should and contain swearing. All you kids should stop fucking reading.

First, Phlogging is Fun - I'm addicted to sending pictures from my phone onto the internet. It's fullsize is something like 1500xsomeothernumber. There are moab pics up, juggling pics, and pics of your mom doing nasty thing to my ass. No, not really that, actually.

One day people who will potentially hire me are going to find this page, probably because I talk about GMJ waaay to much on it. Fuck it, I'll worry about that some day other than today. (Mark, stop showing your (our) bosses this page :) ) It's not like I've posted anything bad in awhile, but my archives are pretty offensive to normal people, I suppose.

Speaking of offensive, - no, wait, not yet - Firstly, I got a Coker at Moab. I also did my best riding, ever, at Moab. It was awesome. I killed that shit. And I bought a coker for uber cheap. (it's ok to use "uber" on the internet, just not in real life) A coker, for those of you who don't know, it a 36" unicycle that it adequate for commuting and biking across Iowa. Tomorrow I will ride mine to work.

Now, speaking of offensive, I spent 2 hours doing my taxes to learn that I *GASP* OWE MONEY! $350 all together! FUCK THAT! Qehn and I combined made under 40k and we only claimed 1 or 0 on our w-4's. No one who claims 1 pays fucking taxes, especially if they barely make any money. Last year I got all of it fucking back. I'm going to have to have a professional look at it, I guess.

Also speaking of offensive (click more for more)

WTF ever happened to Goatse.cx, Tubgirl, and Meat Spin? (don't follow those links if you are related to me or I work for you- but do follow those links, esp meatspin, if you like funny)

Now all we've got is this you've got Rick Rolled! shit. WTF? People used to trick people into seeing horrible stretched assholes and weird buttsex to 80's music. Now we get tricked into watching some 80's dude sing "Never gonna give you up?" What is that?!? That's not metal! That's not hardcore!

I suppose it may mark a return to decency for the internet. Maybe some swing back towards social acceptance. I suppose that could be a good thing, even thought the internet if for porn. (that link actually isn't dirty, really) But... the thing is, you don't learn anything from being Rick Rolled. It's not... interesting. I mean, you click on goatse and you're like, "HOW THE FUCK DID HIS ASS GET THAT BIG?", or you click on tubgirl and you're like "WHAT DRUGS IS SHE ON THAT SHE'S DOING THAT?" Or, my favorite, Meatspin and you are just mesmerized. I dare you to look at meatspin for more than 5 seconds without going "how does he do that?" No only that, but check out the weird tanlines. Meatspin truly is an internet mystery.

We do, at least, have 2 Girls 1 Cup, which I can't link to because it costs money now. The fuckers. But even with that people weren't tricking each other in forums and making their friends click on it. Shit, people were even warning each other. What has the internet come to? That's almost more of a mystery than why two girls would share a soft serve poopsickle.

//edit: I just noticed that meatspin gives you instructions on how to trick your friends into watching it - including providing fake websites, redirects, and fake videos. And no, that link is not a trick, and no, I won't be using tricks here.