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12/14/2002 Entry: "farting christianity"
Being healthy makes you have really smelly farts. Since I've started RAGBRAI training again I've been running and biking and eating healthy. Eating healthy = fruits and applesauce (along with meat and carbs and shit like that) Apparently fruits and applesauce make you fart nasty like a madman. My butt smelled better back when I was eating like a homeless masochist. Hopefully it'll clear up though. If I remember correctly from my past bouts of healthy eating eventually I'll start farting even more but they'll have no smell. I guess I just need to re-condition my bacteria. Tonight I became more afraid of Christians than ever before. That's right, I watched parts of Godspell. And it was fucking scary. Now, I would bash the musical/movie but yea... I guess it was kind of well acted and funny... but Jesus, it sucked. (pun only slightly intended) That's not what really made me scared of Christians tonight though, that was the fault of this website bashing the shit out of Godspell for being "blasphemous" and not truly Christian. Trust me, you want to click that link, it will amuse you. (I just let another one of those really nasty farts) Uhm... today I finished the stereo in my truck. Real low budget, 6x9's and 6x4's replacing 10x4s and old 6x4s. It sounds real nice. Also today my CD's were stolen out of my truck (I think). That kind of put a damper on the day. The CD's I had in their were kinda rare and a few of them borrowed, and some were current favorites. I'm not really sure what to think about this, other than WHAT FUCKING ASSHOLE DOES SHIT LIKE THAT? I mean, yea, I klepto a fair amount myself, but never from individuals or cars or any shit like that. If you want to steal shit, steal shit from wal-mart of mcdonalds or some other evil corporation, not other people. I fucking hate people who do shit like that. There is a *slight* chance I just misplaced the CD case, but that's looking grimmer and grimmer the more I look. Oh well, I'll keep ya posted. And finally, since no one really seems to feel like commenting anymore (ya lazy bastards), I'll just repost a comment of yore, to get your creative juices flowing.
The End (add 3 more stank farts to the tally)
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