12/14/2002 Entry: "Impeach Hitler!" Argh, I'm really annoyed right now 'cause I had a really long entry written with lots of links and then my computer crashed, so I get to start over. It probably won't be as good or as funny, but fuck it. There isn't much I can do about it now. Our server is being really laggy all of the sudden too... damn. Anyway, I'm being impeached. What, impeached you say? My, you must be asking, what important job did Seager have that he's going to be impeached for? It's *drum roll* Male Social Chair of Barker House! *gasp* Oh.. wait... no. Why don't they just fucking kick me out? I don't understand why our floor has an impeachment process. It's not like we're student government or the fucking White House people. Someone, at some point, took their job a little to seriously. Now, don't get me wrong, I deserve to get kicked out. I did a really shitty job. And I do feel pretty bad, 'cause I think I let a lot of people down. I do have my reasons and excuses, but what matters is a well trained monkey could have done a better job than me. So whatever. It just cracks me up that they used the word "impeach." (as long as I'm having political links, I have to add in BillionairesforBush(orGore). This is why I was a Nader and Green Party supporter.) I thought of a another reason to hate Hitler. That bastard... that ass... that fucker was getting laid and I'm not. I was going to say something at this point about how that's another reason why I'm agnostic, 'cause I don't believe a God exists that would let Hitler get laid and then cockblock me, but Mark informed me at lunch that Hitler apparently had this rare disorder where he sprayed out piss instead of jizz when he came. Man, wouldn't that suck? So I guess it all evens out. Or not, 'cause if you think about it, not only did he kill a few million Jews, he also sprayed piss all over while having sex... How the fuck did this guy get laid at all? I hate that guy. So anyway, while I was finding the last few links I came across this dumb ass and had to include him. I also found this joke: The worst golf player in history must have been Adolf Hitler. This entry took almost 2 hours to write 'cause of computer problems. That sucks. I'm going to stop now.
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