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12/14/2002 Entry: "blarg"
 I bought that at Hot Topic back in the day and decided to scan it . It's rare I find something there that is genuinely funny, so when I did I bought it. I have a rant about Hot Topic and the problems I have with it's trendy ass that I would like to deliver to you at some point, but not right now. Yoink. I've been hella busy since my last entry, and I don't really want to go into detail about everything right now... or anything, really... I don't think I really like to tell stories very much, or... more so I don't like to type them out... but I'll give you a quick run down on some stuff anyway. This weekend I went home to help Westy move, that was hard yet fun. Westy is, as far as I'm concerned, my brother (along with a few other people) so it was good to see him again. (If you think that sounds corny you can suck my sappy balls, you unfeeling bastard.) So that was fun, uhm... oh yea, and I ended up buying Ryan's truck. An '89 chevy S-10 for $800 with money borrowed from my Dad. I went home with no intention of buying car or a truck... it just kind of happened. I've been looking for a car for a vehicle for awhile now, and especially a truck, so this was nice. Trucks = very useful to a person that has an obsession with starting couches and pallets on fire. So yes, I have a truck. Now I need bumper stickers and some flourscent spray paint and it will finally be mine. I haven't owned a car since I was a sophomore in highschool... My last car looked like this and this. I miss that car sooo much. But, it died six months after I bought it (for $600) 'cause I slid into a curb sideways and knocked the wheels off, shattered the suspension, and broke the steering column. Oops. I need to figure out a good way to make Chegg bumper stickers... Oh, and I got the job at AATI so that rules. Especially since it was out of a couple weeks worth of interviewees. I rule, apparently. only 20 hours a week though, so I'm going to have to get another job. My interview with the NADC went really well on Monday, so I might try and work both of those jobs. That would be fucking great. I only have 2 other people as competition there, and I think from the interview that I may have gotten that job too. I'll have to see in a few days. I'll explain what both jobs entail later because it's pretty interesting. You're going to have a to wait a few days though, 'cause I don't feel like explaining it now. Boiiiiiiiiiing! So... OFFENSIVENESS... hmm... well... yes. I think I am going to call my last post my most offensive post / new item / writing on anything Chegg related ever. (yet?) Rule. The majority of people who read it said something along the lines of "I know that's wrong but it's fucking hilarious" so... yea... blthphphp! I would hope that anyone who knows me well would know that I laugh and makes jokes at everything, but that doesn't make me not care about those things or think they are good. It also doesn't make me dislike or hate whoever I made the jokes about/against. I just happen to find those topics hilarious if presented in the correct light. I know many people don't agree that is hilarious, and I'm sorry if it angers you. That's not my intent, but I'm also not going to censor myself from saying things I think are funny just in case it might piss someone off or offend them. Especially not here. Ozzie, you know I love you but this is part of who I am. If I started being all politically correct and worried about offending people I would cease to exist. Sometimes it's all I have left. I'm sorry I crossed your line, but I didn't get anywhere near mine (I'm not sure I have a line, actually) or many other peoples. *shrug* I'm not sure what to say. With that said, I'm going to end this post with World Trade Center jokes some of which I was saying as early as the day after the attack. (I didn't make these up, although I cracked a whole bunch of original jokes the day of the attack, but, alas, I do not remember any of them. I did run at a lot of people pretending to be an airplane though.) I'm posting these jokes here with the intent of offended those of you that are easily offended, so don't read them if you if you don't want to be offended as well!
And that's all I could find. Granted I think some of them aren't that funny, but not because I find them offensive. Just because they aren't good jokes. I mean, they don't really hold a candle to dead baby jokes which are offensive AND hilarious. Oh yea... I just remembered one more joke that Josh told me that I should end with, as long as I'm offending everyone and not really caring.
*zing!* :)
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